It's Day 12 of Thirty Straight Days Of Blogging. What I have for you today is special. In fact, "special" isn't a good enough word for this post. I think the most appropriate word would be "Amazing". Get ready for the culinary adventure known as Dinner With Mariah.
Dinner With Mariah is a cooking series on Youtube hosted by the sexy Mariah Milano. If you are a perv like me, then yes, it's THAT Mariah Milano that I'm talking about. If you aren't a perv, let me explain.
Before starting this cooking series, Mariah Milano use to work in the adult industry. Or, you could just say she was fucking on film. Whatever you prefer. In any case, that's where I first saw her. I knew then that she had some special talents, but I didn't know she had interests in cooking.
Don't worry, none of the links on this page are to anything XXX.
I'm not sure how I stumbled upon her cooking videos, but when I did, I was a bit surprised. It's not everyday you see someone transition from porn to cooking videos. When I watched one of her cooking videos for the first time, I ....how about you see it for yourself.
Here is one more video for you to enjoy!
I HIGHLY recommend you watch the videos, otherwise what I'm going to say in the next paragraphs won't make any sense!
My first words after watching one of her videos for the first time was "What the fuck?!?" Then, after getting my jaw off the ground, I found another video to watch. And another. And another! It was...crazy! This chick was cursing up a storm. Her big tits were bouncing around and the camera man would zoom right in on them! And there was food, too!
I wanted to laugh, I wanted to drool, I even wanted to watch one of her old videos. But, in a crazy/insane way, her videos rock!
As a chef, I can be quite critical when watching cooking shows. I see a flaw, I yell at the TV "That's not how you do it asshole!". And to be honest, I've seen numerous things in the videos that aren't technically sound when it comes to cooking. She says the word "Amazing" way too much. And the camera zooming in on her boobs....I have no problem with that at all. :)
The fact is, Mariah makes these videos the way she wants to and doesn't give a single fuck what the naysayers are talking about. And that is part of the magic of it all. She's having fun the whole time, and it comes through the camera. Especially when she takes a bite and almost has an orgasm on the spot. You gotta love it!
I know some of the women reading this might think "I'm not watching some slut cook!". First off, there's no need for name calling. Second, I can honestly say that a good number of my female friends that have watched the videos like her.
Sure, sex appeal is the name of the game here. So what if her big, luscious, caramel colored boobs are bouncing around. Don't worry about it when she takes a bite of something, and those juicy lips...are...uh...mmmmm. Enough of this blog shit. I'm gonna throw some plastic wrap over the keyboard and "enjoy" some of her pre-cooking work.
See you tomorrow!
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